Saturday, December 31, 2011

*Note From Sloan's Mommy*

Hello, this is Sloan's Mommy.

I'm sorry to tell you that Sloan won't be leaving a post tonight, 
as she's been quite bad today and is now pouting.

Our walk today wasn't optimal, as there were hunters in the forest so I had both dogs on lead.
This apparently led to Sloan and Max deciding to bark, lunge, and knock me off my feet each time we saw another human and dog.
Upon arriving home, both dogs needed baths, and Sloan was rather uncooperative.
She has had her internet privileges taken away for the evening.

Please stop by tomorrow, which I'm hoping will be a better day for all of us.

Happy New Year, from Sloan's family.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

We're too fast

We've got to move fast
when we're out at dusk.
You never know
when the nightcritters
are coming out.

Have to have all regular patrolling done first,
so I can concentrate on the chasing.

Monday, December 26, 2011

I don't feel so good...

My tummy hurts sometimes.
Mommy says I have an Irritable... bowl?

Right now is one of those sometimes.  

My mommy is 
rubbing my back,
and tucking me in,
and being real nice,

but I feel yucky.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

May all your beef hides be delicious
this holiday season!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Everything From the Doorknobs Down

My mommy says
that she bought this chair
for me. 

Well, duh.
Everything in this house 
is mine.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011


Today we went to my most favoritest place in the world, 
Brimham Rocks. 

I know all the roads that go there.

I get to run around
play fetch
sniff the smells
chase the rabbits
chase the birds
climb the rocks
bash through the ferns and heather
and have so much fun.

Plus today we saw some dogs I know. 
That was fun, too.


Monday, December 19, 2011

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Pretending to be Human

Yeah.  This is how ridiculous you humans look.

I was really cold, and apparently my mommy thought that the embarrassment of wearing this hat would warm me up.


Thursday, December 15, 2011

Stupid Cows.

so today my mommy took me out on a walk and it was great and we played and walked all the way around the reservoir and then on the way home I was sniffing and having fun and climbing over the walls and it was great and then

I got stuck.

the stupid cows made their field smell so interesting with all their muck and poo and food and it was so mucky and 

I couldn't moooooooooooooove.

So my mommy rescued me and got me out and then we came home and now even though I'm free and I smell so good and I was gonna let brother smell all the good smells on me and everything and I was even going to share the muck 

I have to have a bath.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

This is Why.

Mia that cat gets into all sorts of things.
Especially food.
I get yelled at for telling her to stop.


Monday, December 5, 2011

Yeah, We're Kind of Important Pooches

It's a tough job, being this ridiculously good looking.

But hey, someone's gotta do it. 

Friday, December 2, 2011

Oh, Wait...

You mean you don't get to play fetch
in front of 800+ year old castle ruins?

Oh... now I feel like you might think I'm bragging...
but yeah. 
 My life rocks.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Today and Yesterday

I got to spend with my Daddy. 
It was great.
I love hanging out with him,
even when that means laying across his legs
on the couch. 

He's super.